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ungothic:

text posts run through my Blood

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ronpalsy:

Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street. Look in a third direction of your choosing to be mysteriously sexy.

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sanfran:

rachelayne:

sanfran:

why does all the good stuff in life cost so much

I didn’t know happiness and love had a price

calm down gandhi

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i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation

where are you paolo

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lampghost:

cow tipping

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emperiocism:

penccils:

eridangarang:

I JUST REALIZED THAT I COULD RIP ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF AND WALK OUT OF MY HOUSE. THERES NOTHING STOPPING ME FROM DOING THAT

tumblr user eridangarang realizes the beauty of life

tumblr user eridangang is arrested for public indecency

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