I am using a temporary holiday URL

go to dashingthroughyourass.tumblr.com

heartless:

Shall I compare dat ass to a summer’s day?

(via jesuschristvevo)

nar-wh4ls:

i have the mental stability of mr crocker 

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whatsacanada:

alge-bra

(via internetusers)

commanderinqueef:

whoever invented thumb wrestling is really weird

(via jesuschristvevo)

  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

thewonderyearstrong:

morganjailman:

thewonderyearstrong:

you pull open a christmas cracker and inside you find your text post

what the fuck is a christmas cracker

its when you and your family rip apart a white person and share his insides

(Source: xbox420, via theyellowbrickroad)

oceanflowerbird:

a woman got wooden breast implants yesterday 
it would be funny if this joke had a punch line
wooden tit

(Source: poetgrl, via jesuschristvevo)