I am using a temporary holiday URL

go to dashingthroughyourass.tumblr.com

Shall I compare dat ass to a summer’s day?

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i have the mental stability of mr crocker

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alge-bra

commanderinqueef:

whoever invented thumb wrestling is really weird

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grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

thewonderyearstrong:

morganjailman:

thewonderyearstrong:

you pull open a christmas cracker and inside you find your text post

what the fuck is a christmas cracker

its when you and your family rip apart a white person and share his insides

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oceanflowerbird:

a woman got wooden breast implants yesterday
it would be funny if this joke had a punch line
wooden tit

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